Thursday, June 11, 2015

Morning Sex In The Parking Deck

Morning Sex in the parking deck starts around 2am
People just can't wait to get back home
They just gotta go ahead and jam
Morning Sex in the parking deck starts around 2am


You got sex in the elevators, sex in the stairs, 
Sex in the cars, sex in the bars, 
Sex on the es.ca.la.tor... wait... 
Sex on the es.ca.la.tor wait... 
Sex on the es.ca.la.tor wait... 
That would hurt. 
Don't have sex on escalators. 
It just won't work. 

You got, Sex in the bathrooms
Sex on the patio. Sex on the streets. 
Sex just can't be beat...
But does anybody just have sex in the bedroom anymore? 
That's all I wanna know
You bunch of parking deck sex perps. 

Morning Sex in the parking deck 
It's a trend I swear to you
An epidemic, in fact
It's hard to grasp, but...
Morning sex in the parking deck can never really last
Because as soon as you think it can 
Those elevator doors open and now you have fans... 
But you still have to pull up your pants!