How was your weekend? Oh, it was fine. I went to my friend Luther's house and spent the weekend there. He had a Stripper over, and a Meth Head. I haven't spent much time around Strippers, or Meth Heads, but there I was and I gotta say, until the Meth Head finally woke up, I had a great time. She was a country girl, with a few tats, and a good heart, but she had poison ivy on her p*ssy. At least, that was her story. I guess it sounds better if you call it poison ivy. No matter what you call it, it screamed, HANDS OFF! And, we did keep our hands off, although she did sleep naked in the bed with Luther. So, we drank and watched Guns N Roses videos. Luther doesn't have cable, or Netflix. He has stacks of DVD's. I never realized how young Axel Rose was. He looked like he was about sixteen years old, but that band is tight, so tight! Not having been a fan of any band very much in my life I have to respect GNR. They represented the end of hard rock and the
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