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Full Wolf Moon Rose I took a shot looking at that blurry white line It was clear to me, someone was talking to me Full Wolf Moon, the smallest of the year My stance was centered and at rest She shown down a little to the right A slight cut shot on the felt and to the left Most would call a gimme, but sometimes they're missed A few loved ones came to mind, but only for support She stood above in my mind space Under that night time sky, I was able to see Her face was shining as always with glee And, so it was that I kissed Sister moon shined brighter as if it were a sun With rays stretching outward, and downward They reached to the ground Touching precisely that blurry white line My eyes do not see the way they once did But, no spectacles are needed on the table I play My sight is just fine as I shoot by the light Full Wolf Moon Rose just last night Full Moon Calendar 2014 January 15th Full Wolf Moon 11:52 pm February 14th Full Snow Moon 6:53 pm March...

It has become a custom for me to answer the question, "How are you doing" with "Better than a starving Ethiopian".  But, it's time for change!  I awoke around 3am the other morning and turned on the television in my new place in the upscale ghetto, or the low end of the high-life... Which one it is, I haven't quite figured out, but I have yet to hear any gun shots. When I looked at the screen, all I could see were birds, including a flock of pink flamingos.  Pink flamingos apparently can't fly very well.  Maybe that's because they spend a lot of time breeding, because there sure are a lot of them compared to eagles, vultures and the infamous Big Bully.  Just what kind of bird the Big Bully really is, I'm not sure.  A web search revealed only Big Bird from Sesame Street, and a search for pink flamingos yielded a Wikipedia page for a movie called the Pink Flamingos.  The movie is considered a "transgressive black comedy exploitation", w...

The community kitchen run by Our Daily Bread serves hundreds of meals each day at the First Baptist Church in Athens, GA.  A rough guesstimate of the audience, is about 75% black to white.  You don't see any Asians, Indians, or Latinos.  Maybe there's an occasional Latino visitor, but rarely... if ever.  Yesterday wasn't any different.  The same crowd shuffles in only this time there were sacks of food to be taken away. As things in my own life have gotten better, they still haven't gotten to the point where I'm satisfied.  Though, I am very happy with my current living situation once I pay the rent there isn't a whole lot leftover and I tend to run out of money before the next pay day.  So, I will still visit Our Daily Bread as a supplemental food source. I didn't examine the contents of the sack except for to remove any canned fruit and other sugary items for which I do not care.  However, it wasn't until the next morning I realized what had...

In the last nine months, or so, I have had more lock and key experiences than I care to imagine, or remember.  Now, I have walked this planet for enough years to have been able to say with some pride I had never lost my keys, or my wallet.  The wallet is mostly explainable because I don't carry one.  So, how can you lose what you don't have? The keys on the other hand are something I have always carried on my person, yet I still had never lost them until just this year.  It all began one night when I was closing up at the bar, and after my recent promotion at work as an Undercover Parking Violations Officer.  I'm so undercover, they don't even know I got a promotion at work, but I did gain access to a multitude of keys.  This certainly exacerbated the problem. In order to do my job, I am constantly grabbing different keys for different reasons.  There's one key for the office door.  Another key to get into the closet inside the office, and...

Couch Potato Gigolos Just what is a couch potato gigolo?   It’s simple.   It’s a guy who is hired to come sit on a woman’s couch and watch TV, play cards, or play board games. YAHTZEE!   It’s a companion fee that these guys get paid.   Just want someone to hang out with?   Then you need a couch potato gigolo! The issue came up during a discussion with a friend who is also a history buff.   He told me a joke about a kid named Johnny who was having a test the next day.   His father told him a way to remember stuff was to make a rhyme like, “In 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue.”   That clicked with the boy.   He went to school the next day confident about taking his test. The following day, the results were in.   The boy came home from school dejected.   His father asked what the matter was.   The boy said, “I missed the question about Columbus”. Dad asked, “How did you do that?   I thought we worked on ...

Athens Banner Herald & Online Athens Blotter Report:  Blotter: Homeless Man Reports Downtown Athens Robbery A 67-year-old homeless man said he awoke about 12:20 a.m. Sunday on a downtown Athens bench to find a man going through his pockets in an attempt to steal his wallet, according to Athens-Clarke police. A 60-year-old man lying on a nearby bench told police he witnessed the robbery attempt and was able to verify the suspect’s identity, police said. The 50-year-old suspect could not be located, but charges are expected. ... Someone once said, "Welcome to Athens, Ga where we have a bum on every corner".  I thought about that for a moment and realized it was an exaggeration, but if there's not one on this corner, then there will probably be one on the next.  Even though that too is an exaggeration, let's just say you won't ever visit Athens, Ga and not see someone begging for money somewhere unless something changes and these people aren't going...

Phone Home After discovering that full episodes of Get Smart are on You Tube, I came up with this idea.  A locally, handcrafted wooden phone home.  This is the reason I made these things... so I don't have to sit there and hold the darned thing for twenty-five minutes while watching Barbara Feldon in her hey day with Don Adams as Agent 86, Maxwell Smart.  Of course, we never learn what Agent 99's name is.  A girl never gives away all her secrets, you know. *Made in the USA, Athens, GA *Compatible with iPhone, Droid, iPad, Kindle Fire & HDMI Friendly *Lightweight, yet Sturdy *Portable or Stationary Home Decor *For Entertainment Purposes Only But for $15 plus shipping, your smart phone can have a new home. Make life just a little bit easier! Contact me (the inventor) for more info at newmangabe@gmail.com. Get Smart... Get a Phone Home! ...  LIKE us on Facebook too!! https://www.facebook.com/thephonehome