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Well, the last time I did something like this it paid off.

Somebody posted a picture of a spread of twenty dollar billz with a similar message. I forwarded it. The next day, I walked into the bar and sat down on the sofa where I alwayz sit, but there was a full glass of beer on the table in front of me.

Nobody was around except me and the bartender working behind the bar getting set up. I looked to the right to scan the room for others when I noticed a clump of twenty dollar billz on the cushion next to mine. I didn't count it but it had to be over a hundred dollars.

The next thing I heard was the sound of the bathroom door unlatching. A guy walked out a approached the couch. I asked, "Is that your beer".

He confirmed it was and promptly sat down on the other end where his beer sat. I said, "I think I have something else that belongs to you".

He looked at me and inquired, "What's that".

I held out the billz and said, "This".

With surprise and excitement, he exclaimed, "Oh Dude, that's my spending money for the weekend. I'm meeting my buddies here. We all graduated from UGA and live in different places now. Were having a reunion of Broz!"

He said, "You're not gonna have to buy anymore drinks this weekend. I got you".

So, he bought me a beer, but the last thing I was gonna do was tag along with four UGA brotherz I didn't know and had just kind of done a good deed for one of them just to comp some drinks. Just sayin', that ain't my style, yo?

I drank the beer and then went on my way probably to write something like this down. I spent most of the last ten years on the streets. There are four corners on the square downtown. On each corner there are meters where you can make a donation to help the homeless.

As I passed by the one in front of 5 Guyz (now closed) I noticed a card on the ground by the meter for the homeless. It had an American Express logo on it. I thought it was a credit card, but it wasn't. It was a gift card.

I flipped it over to find a toll free number. So, I called it and found it had a hundred and fifty dollar balance remaining!

Why do I forward this seemingly ridiculous message. It worked last time!

Cheerz!

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954 - 584-9307. This is for you. I have been praying a lot lately and a prayer warrior sent this to me. So I choose you. A blessing is coming to you in the form of money. Don't ask questions just fed to 50 ppl. The devil said you wont take the time to do this. Prove him wrong.  You will receive $ 15900.00 in 1 days if you send this to 50 ppl. Don't ask just trust

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