While I appreciate the "mother" aspect, and the humor of that, Hillary Clinton & Donald Trump both make suckers out of voters Louis, and you're one too. The video has been removed for some reason, but Louis CK was on a talk show explaining why he supported Hillary citing the "mother" aspect as one of the reasons.
Furthermore, and only after my fifth government encounter this week, let me say this... They want us to vote for this SH*T?!?
Number one, I've been unemployed, or underemployed for most of the last eight years. So, after having my drivers license suspended for a "failure to pay my bills", and then it expiring, I went to get a state ID and PAID the fee associated with that. Fine, right?
Then, I find a job unexpectedly, a good job. It doesn't pay much, but it beats the streets. So, I decide to get my drivers license again. You can pay the reinstatement fee online, but not the renewal fee. Duh, number one.... See where I'm going already, right?
So, I get a ride to the DDS, not to be confused with your dentist. It's what used to be the DMV, Department of Motor Vehicles, but apparently somebody's brother wanted a new printing order, for forms and signage, so they changed the name...
In the meanwhile, I had also gotten my first paycheck. I paid my bills I hadn't paid, or at least a portion of them, once again ONLINE, and another chunk of this first paycheck. I used VISA, not CASH, because they won't take cash... That was easy, but keep in mind... it's the government that INVENTED the Internet!!! And, Al Gore is not the government, but he's probably voting for Hillary, like Louis CK, and I bet they both love CASH!!!
Also, in the meanwhile I was ordered by the court to have a substance abuse and mental health evaluation. So, I get a ride to this appointment, paying cash to the guy who gave me a ride, because he doesn't take VISA. He asks me how long it will take. I told him to go ahead because I didn't know and proceeded to the front door where the VISA/Mastecard emblems are proudly displayed. I check in and receive the forms to be filled out and when I try to pay, I am informed they don't take credit cards; CASH only!!!
My ride is gone. So, what do I do? I walk up to a convenience store and pay an outrageous fee to withdraw MY money that really apparently belongs to the government!!! I go back and pay the eighty-five dollars in CASH, telling the woman at the counter, "I know what you're doing. You're trying to drive me crazy before I even get here. "Nobody else takes cash, but you guys, and you have the Visa/Mastecard sticker in your window!!!"
She says, "That's right! And, then you become a CLIENT!"
She then called me Sugar, which was supposed to make me feel better, but that's kind of like when a bartender calls you Baby, or the waitress at the Waffle House... old game, missing pieces, but they still play it anyway, and again, THEY want you to VOTE for this SH*T, right?
She then hands me a stack of papers and says, "Here's the evaluation. Be sure to read every question carefully!"
I said, "You mean, I'm not going to see a doctor?"
"Not today Hun", she confirms.
So, basically, I worked two weeks and paid eighty-five dollars, plus all the other fees and fines... ONLINE, to take a multiple choice test as to whether or not I'm a drug addict, or mentally ill... And, AGAIN, they want us to VOTE for this SH*T!!!
But, that's not all... to cap it all off, I got my drivers license renewed, only to examine it when my ride dropped me off back downtown to find there was a restriction code on it indicated with a Q. Q means "NO PASSENGERS ALLOWED".
After spending ten minutes on the phone trying to get through to a human being and the looping voice prompt system which tells you to remain on the line, and then to choose an option, repeatedly, repeatedly, repeatedly, I finally speak to someone who tells me it was a technical error and that I had to return to the DDS, formerly known as the DMV, the department of Motor Vehicles, just another department of the government where it's EASIER to pull teeth out of a mules rear than it is to find something that isn't retarded with our government.
And, NO, they couldn't just correct it over the phone because this SH*T is all about OIL and they want you to burn as much of it as THEY can possibly get you to burn even if it's on the soles of your shoes!!!
I have concluded that once again, I WILL NOT VOTE for this SH*T and Louis CK, YOU are the ASSHOLE for VOTING FOR IT.
So, stick that in your pipe an smoke it, Sucker!!!
Dolly 2020!!!
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