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How was your weekend?

Oh, it was fine.  I went to my friend Luther's house and spent the weekend there.  He had a Stripper over, and a Meth Head.  I haven't spent much time around Strippers, or Meth Heads, but there I was and I gotta say, until the Meth Head finally woke up, I had a great time.

She was a country girl, with a few tats, and a good heart, but she had poison ivy on her p*ssy.  At least, that was her story.  I guess it sounds better if you call it poison ivy.  No matter what you call it, it screamed, HANDS OFF!  And, we did keep our hands off, although she did sleep naked in the bed with Luther.

So, we drank and watched Guns N Roses videos.  Luther doesn't have cable, or Netflix.  He has stacks of DVD's.  I never realized how young Axel Rose was.  He looked like he was about sixteen years old, but that band is tight, so tight!

Not having been a fan of any band very much in my life I have to respect GNR.  They represented the end of hard rock and the entry…
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Skeptic

If you got rid of all the money in the world we fight over, then we would fight over land as we did before money existed. Does anybody remember when money didn't exist? Who invented it? What happened to the days when you just took your goat to a neighbor and swapped him for some tomatoes?
Alas, getting rid of money, which is quite as impossible as confiscating all the guns, wouldn't solve the problem. For the same reason, Communism will never work because it is within human nature to lust and want more than we need. If you could get rid of that human trait, we could have world peace. Can we get rid of that trait?
I don't think so.
So, we live in a world governed by one underlying principle and that is the world is run on bullsh*t. The best we can hope for is to minimize it, while those in power try to maximize it, trickling down to street level where beggars beg while the soup kitchen is four blocks away.
The Trump Effect took it's toll at the soup kitchen this mo…

MENSCH

MENSCH: Yiddish~ A person of integrity and honor. Male, or female, it does not matter. A MENSCH is a MENSCH like my favorite MENSCH Princess Jess, who conceivably, could be a fictional character. As this Passover Easter weekend coincided for what I think is the first time in my life, I caught the sunrise in the East as I walked up the East Broad hill. As I made my ascent, the big Blue Moon appeared in the Western sky as big as the sun appears. They seemed equal, but as science has revealed, they are not, except in being natural wonders. Happy Passover Easter, and don't forget, Sunday was April Fools day. It may sound like a joke, but it wasn't a joke! Again, Happy Passover Easter! I tried to capture a photo, but a few minutes makes a difference. Morning Moon dropped out of sight, as the world turned, and I couldn't find my camera on my semi~smart phone.

https://www.myjewishlearning.com/article/easter-and-passover/

Shimshai

My Beer Guard

Well, I hope everyone had as good a Thanksgiving as I did, but we all know that's not a realistic idea if I had a realistically great Thanksgiving.  From Syrian refugees, to Puerto Rican hurricanees, to those the same in the Virgin Islands, and to so many across the globe facing starvation, and the harshest living conditions, without a soup kitchen anywhere near by, not even conceived in their minds.  It is certain I am most thankful to have spent my Thanksgiving as I did.  Being displaced myself by Irma, I have very little to complain about with justification, though our own injustices do exist, we can't really complain too much when we get a parking ticket, if you know what I mean.

Once again, it began at 5 Bar in downtown Athens.  5 Bar is probably the best thing ever to come out of Alabama... Besides Kirby Smart!  Go DAWGZ, the 2017 SEC Champs!  That's some SMART Football!

Also, once again, the meal was superb, although if anybody went there on my word, I apologize, be…

Happy Valentine's Day!

As we approach this Valentine's Day, I am reminded of a lot of people, but some of my favorites are at Breakers Pub where last night they presented me with my own cube of chalk. The Bar Back I only know by face, but not by name, gave it to me telling me, 'Here you go Gabe! I know you won't drop it and crush it on the ground like these schmucks', or something to the same affect.

For this, I was most thankful! It's the little things in life that mean the most, squarely true, as 81 squares on a Sudoku, or a Pool Chalk Cube!
If you see the picture here, you'll also notice a portion of a classic restaurant cup, but this is the big cup; 32oz, gifted me by the great people at the Oink House just this week! 
Penelope, behind the bar today, I haven't seen in a while. She's been working at the hospital as an indentured servant and had to come back to work where she actually gets paid.  She is the first to know about this BLAHG.  But, it was the Boss who gave me t…

Chain E Letters

Well, the last time I did something like this it paid off.

Somebody posted a picture of a spread of twenty dollar billz with a similar message. I forwarded it. The next day, I walked into the bar and sat down on the sofa where I alwayz sit, but there was a full glass of beer on the table in front of me.

Nobody was around except me and the bartender working behind the bar getting set up. I looked to the right to scan the room for others when I noticed a clump of twenty dollar billz on the cushion next to mine. I didn't count it but it had to be over a hundred dollars.

The next thing I heard was the sound of the bathroom door unlatching. A guy walked out a approached the couch. I asked, "Is that your beer".

He confirmed it was and promptly sat down on the other end where his beer sat. I said, "I think I have something else that belongs to you".

He looked at me and inquired, "What's that".

I held out the billz and said, "This".

With surpris…

PABz

It says, I don't cause trouble, but I will correct it. If it is within my power, I will correct a troubled situation, as I did last night while enjoying some semi-solitude, at one of my favorite spots while doing this puzzle pictured. After all, they don't call them frat "boys" for nuthin'. Aptly put, they are boys, not men that tend to grow older, but often times, their behaviour remains boyish, which can be admirable, if you're not a childish, obnoxious, asshole.

Of course, living in this college town of my Alma Mater, the University of Georgia, I have been able to recognize certain behaviors before they are exhibited. Different from being prejudice, it is more of an educated guess that something may occur that is less than desirable for the peace loving people of the world, like myself, but I am not a Peace Junkie believing firmly in an Army motto a soldier wore printed on his t- shirt one day several years ago, while I was, of course, sitting at the bar d…