In the last nine months, or so, I have had more lock and key experiences than I care to imagine, or remember. Now, I have walked this planet for enough years to have been able to say with some pride I had never lost my keys, or my wallet. The wallet is mostly explainable because I don't carry one. So, how can you lose what you don't have? The keys on the other hand are something I have always carried on my person, yet I still had never lost them until just this year. It all began one night when I was closing up at the bar, and after my recent promotion at work as an Undercover Parking Violations Officer. I'm so undercover, they don't even know I got a promotion at work, but I did gain access to a multitude of keys. This certainly exacerbated the problem. In order to do my job, I am constantly grabbing different keys for different reasons. There's one key for the office door. Another key to get into the closet inside the office, and yet another key fo
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