A man breathing heavily, is severely overweight, and barely making his way up the sidewalk. He's coming from the parking deck. When he gets to the front gate, he leans up against a column holding his cane and asks, "Can you please call me a cab?" The attendant says, "Sure, we'll call you a cab." The gate attendant reaches for his phone to look up taxi cab companies. When he does, he finds the first company doesn't even answer their phone, and neither did the second one. Then, his phone started acting goofy. So, he told the man leaning on the brick column to hold on. He'd be right back. He made his way to the box office where there were two attendants. One of them was free and looked up immediately as he approached with phone in hand saying, "My phone is acting up and there is a man down here needing a taxi cab. Can you help me out?" The attendant willingly complies and proceeds to search for taxi cabs. In the meanwhile, the g
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