I am strongly considering unsubscribing from all news channels and focusing only on true love. You don't need a news channel for true love unless you're planning a proposal at a major sporting event, and I'm not planning on that.
So, three guys walk into a bar and sit down right next to me. I'm just working on my Sudoku minding my own business for several minutes when one of them gets up to go use the bathroom. Several minutes pass by before he returns only to exclaim, "Whoever runs this place is a genius!" His buddies look at him like, "Huh?" Eureka moments frequently occur in the bathroom. Just ask our president who makes it clear on a daily basis. Though, only he thinks they're Eureka moments.
So, the guy continues to explain, "I went to use the bathroom and somebody had pissed on the seat and left it" of course. "But, there is a cart in the men's stall that has cleaning supplies on it. So, I cleaned it myself!" His buddies were still dumbfounded, but me, I busted out in laughter!
"Thanks for the bathroom humor", I told him. "I'm gonna write a BLAHG because of it. This will be a very short BLAHG, but since it happened at the Bli…
As we approach this Valentine's Day, I am reminded of a lot of people, but some of my favorites are at Breakers Pub where last night they presented me with my own cube of chalk. The Bar Back I only know by face, but not by name, gave it to me telling me, 'Here you go Gabe! I know you won't drop it and crush it on the ground like these schmucks', or something to the same affect.
For this, I was most thankful! It's the little things in life that mean the most, squarely true, as 81 squares on a Sudoku, or a Pool Chalk Cube!
If you see the picture here, you'll also notice a portion of a classic restaurant cup, but this is the big cup; 32oz, gifted me by the great people at the Oink House just this week!
Penelope, behind the bar today, I haven't seen in a while. She's been working at the hospital as an indentured servant and had to come back to work where she actually gets paid. She is the first to know about this BLAHG. But, it was the Boss who gave me t…
A man breathing heavily, is severely overweight, and barely making his way up the sidewalk. He's coming from the parking deck. When he gets to the front gate, he leans up against a column holding his cane and asks, "Can you please call me a cab?"
The attendant says, "Sure, we'll call you a cab." The gate attendant reaches for his phone to look up taxi cab companies. When he does, he finds the first company doesn't even answer their phone, and neither did the second one. Then, his phone started acting goofy. So, he told the man leaning on the brick column to hold on. He'd be right back.
He made his way to the box office where there were two attendants. One of them was free and looked up immediately as he approached with phone in hand saying, "My phone is acting up and there is a man down here needing a taxi cab. Can you help me out?"
The attendant willingly complies and proceeds to search for taxi cabs. In the meanwhile, the gate k…